Tuesday, September 95, 2001

KNWGM NEWS

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Gary Sneed

 

Old German Lexicon

Infiltration of the English Language

 

The German word Kurz (Pronounced Kurt’s), meaning “short”, has found its way into the gun industry. Its use there comes from weapons like the Kar-98K, where the suffix K is short for kurz. Meaning the shortened version of the Kar-98. The Germans later did the same thing with the G3, in the form of the G3K and the MP5, as the MP5K. The use and notoriety of these weapons and their nomenclature in the United States led to many American companies picking up this term for use in their products and marketing. LaFrance Technologies in the 1970s marketed the M16K and M14K. Silencer manufacturers picked up the nomenclature pretty fast, offering shortened versions of their products as “K” models, like the YHM Resonator and Resonator K. On a related note, the suffix SD can be affixed to indicate something is silenced or made for use with a silencer. This comes from the MP5SD, SD being the German Schalldämpfer, or silencer. The Radian Raptor SD charging handle being a notable example.

 

 

 

 

 

Stolen from the New York Times

 

Gary Sneed

 

Bump Stock and Brace Ban Reversed

Daily news updates  

A federal court recently struck down not only the Brandon-Era pistol brace ban, but also the Drumpf bumf stock ban. This is a BIG WIN for the 2A LGBTQIA2S community!!!

FUCK the AFT (this is a joke that plays on the fact that President of the United States, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., once misquoted ATF as “AFT”. This is obviously very funny and worth making fun of every time the topic comes up).

 

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Gun Safeties

Informative Editorial

Meme Ammo

Radically Invasive Projectiles

AR-15 “Upgrades”

Solutions and Their Search for Problems

Gary Sneed

Gary Sneed

Gary Sneed

Last article I covered gun safety, now I'm going to cover gun safeties.

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Some people call it “Boutique ammo”, some call it “Hyper ammo”,  I call it “Meme ammo”.

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Unless you have Spacely Sprockets, Cogswell Cogs, and Springco Springs, NGMI.

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Tuesday, September 95, 2001

KNWGM NEWS

Issue #9

Gary Sneed

 

Gun Safeties

You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out (or Dick Off)

 Basically every shoulder rifle made after 1900 has a manual safety. Some are better than others, some barely work. But they are not the main focus of this article. Pistol manual of arms is much more interesting. The first repeating pistols had no safety at all. Cap and ball revolvers had safety notches between the chambers on the cylinder where you could lower the hammer and eliminate the chance of an ND, cartridge revolvers dispensed with this feature as being unnecessary, believing the half-cock notch was good enough. It wasn't, which is what led to the load-one skip-one technique for loading 6 shot revolvers to 5 rounds and lowering the hammer on an empty chamber to achieve what the previous cap and ball revolvers did with 6 loaded rounds. The introduction of the double action revolver necessitated the invention of new internal safeties such as the rebounding hammer, where after the hammer strikes it will bounce backwards a short distance and not rest all the way forward. This mechanism would also not allow the hammer to move past this point without the trigger being to the rear. This allowed the new generation of double action cartridge revolvers to be carried safely with 6 rounds loaded and the only thing between you and a kill being the double action trigger. This was nearly universally considered to be a safe and effective way to carry, which is why the practice continued for 80 years. Around this same time, enter the semi-automatic pistol. These jawns would recock the hammer after every shot, meaning that if you wanted to stop firing, or even after just loading the pistol, you would have a gun that was in a condition where the only thing between you and a kill is a very light and easy trigger pull, easy enough that a drop on the ground or a small touch to the trigger from a piece of clothing or gear would cause the gun to fire. This was not considered safe even at the time.

Therefore, a manual safety was added to most automatic pistol designs (and automatic revolvers :3). The pistols were either meant to be carried after engaging this manual safety with the hammer cocked, or by manually lowering the hammer, where the hammer would need to be manually cocked before the first shot, effectively behaving as a manual safety. The Luger pistol, Mauser pistol, and later M1911 were all meant to be carried with one in the chamber and the safety on. Speaking of the 1911, there were additional safeties fitted to these pistols as technology and the acceptance of the guns progressed. The cavalry demanded that the new 1911 pistol be equipped with a grip safety, ensuring the trigger could not be pulled if there was not a human hand gripping the pistol, ostensibly to make it more drop safe if it were to fall out of a holster and pull the trigger through inertia. Automatic pistols at this point also lacked firing pin block safeties, meaning if they were to fall on the ground with the muzzle down, the firing pin itself would have enough inertia to travel forwards and strike the primer and set it off, regardless of whether the trigger mechanism was pulled.  For these reasons, even after the installation of the grip safety and the presence of the manual safety, the Army carried their 1911s without a round in the chamber. In the 1930s the Walther PPK and P38 were introduced, bringing with them a new double action/single action trigger mechanism, and a decocking mechanism. The trigger would start in double action like a revolver, and after firing the first shot the hammer would be recocked for all subsequent rounds to be fired in single action. To facilitate carrying the pistols in this configuration without needing to manually lower the hammer, the decocking lever would be used, which after loading would be flipped to lower the hammer without firing the round in the chamber.

 Just like with the previous revolvers, this was considered a safe way to carry, as the double action trigger was obstructive enough to prevent accidental actuation. This style continued use until around 2000. There were also double action only pistols which were just DA/SA designs where the hammer would decock after every shot, for cops too stupid to even work a decocker. Speaking of cops too stupid to use a decocker, the Glock pistol gained traction around this time. It was not the first striker fired pistol, far from it, but it popularized the use of the mechanism as an alternative to DA/SA guns. There was no decocking mechanism, or manual safety on the Glock pistol, similar to DAO pistols. The trigger was lighter than a pure double action, but still heavier and longer than a single action pistol. Not only this, but the striker itself was only brought to a half-cocked position after each shot. Cocked the rest of the way by the trigger pull. This means that even if the striker were allowed to slip off of the sear, it wouldn't have enough energy to set off the primer. The trigger itself is also equipped with a device known scientifically as a “trigger-dingus”, which prevents the trigger from moving rearwards if it is not deliberately pulled by a finger. The dingus stops inertia alone from being able to pull the trigger. The Glock lacks a manual safety, but contains 4 safety mechanisms. This did not completely prevent negligent discharges though, FBI agents in testing had at least 2 cases of “Glock leg” where they were retarded enough to shoot themselves when reholstering. The Sig P320 is an extension of this idea, however, its striker is fully cocked for a nicer trigger pull, and it lacks a trigger dingus. Not only did the P320 have problems with drop safety (which could have been entirely prevented with a dingus), but users, mostly police, notice the pattern, are alleging the P320 goes off by itself. The Army who adopted theirs with a manual safety, does not have this problem.

 

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Tuesday, September 95, 2001

KNWGM NEWS

Issue #9

 

Gary Sneed

 

Meme Ammo

What Ammo is Right

 

The archetypal meme ammo is RIP. This stands for Radically Invasive Projectile. Its a 92gr hollow point made of solid copper. Marketed as the “last round you will ever need” and “defeats all known barriers”. I'm sure both of those things are trve. The usual indication of meme ammo is bullet weight outside of the usual. Like 50gr hollow points and 185gr “Seismic” projectiles. Seismic 9mm uses a bi-metal stainless steel case to handle the additional pressure generated by the projectile traveling up to 1,000fps. Some ammunition is fundamentally normal, just marketed in a retarded way. Hornady Zombie-Max is really just Critical Defense, but with a green plastic tip rather than the usual red, married with fanciful illustrations on the box. Some cartridges in and of themselves constitute meme ammo because they were meant to be some funny variation on a thing that already existed, or a hybrid of two things that already existed. The first one that comes to mind is .357 SIG. Basically a .40 necked down to 9mm. In some ways its a meme variant of an already meme cartridge. .40 S&W was meant to basically bridge the gap in both capacity and power between 9mm and .45. So when you take that and neck it back down to 9mm you have to stop and wonder what the point is. You now have the capacity of a .40 with the bullet diameter of a 9mm. The .357 cartridge puts out a 124 or 125gr bullet at 1,350fps by the way, which is nice but not that much nicer than 9mm, with a hit to capacity and a massive hit to ammo availability and cost. Its a meme cartridge. The 9x25mm cartridge is the same idea but a 10mm necked down rather than a .40 necked down. 1,700fps with the same bullet weight.

A cartridge I actually liked the fundamentals of, but the market did not, was .30 Super Carry. Effectively bridging the power gap between .380 and 9mm, while giving you even greater capacity than either. I could write an article on it all its own, but the gun community basically felt it was a meme round and gave up on it shortly after its introduction just a few short years ago. Another cartridge in the same vein is 7.5 FK. A 10mm Auto cartridge necked down to 7.5mm which demonstrated very impressive ballistic performance, but fundamentally a meme. Some meme ammo just has its claim to fame in extremely hot loadings. Both Underwood and Buffalo Bore are famous for just loading to +P+++++ velocities. The numbers printed on the box are a minimum. Their bullet designs and weights are usually normal, just loaded to almost dangerous pressures. I often go on and on about how its difficult to find full power 10mm ammunition. The cartridge is meant to be 200 at 1200, when you are lucky to find 180 at 1100. Underwood loads theirs to 200 at 1250. Is this really meme ammo? Maybe so, maybe not. It certainly isn't snake oil, it doesn’t hinge on the performance of some reddit hollow point design, just Bubba’s pissin’ hot ballistics. Some meme ammo has cultural significance. There isn't an OG thug around who hasn't heard of Black Talon. Or a Tarkov player that doesn’t worship RIP. Or a Paul Harrell who doesn’t know about Hornady Critical Defense 9x19mm 115gr FTX Projectile, like a ballistic tip.

 

Now let me be clear. Not all “boutique” ammunition is meme ammo. Hornady Critical Defense, Speer Gold Dot, Remington Golden Sabre, or Winchester Silvertip are all fundamentally just regular ammunition that is loaded to superior quality control standards and are sometimes nickel plated for corrosion resistance. Sometimes they are loaded with more specialty powder blends which reduce flash and increase velocity without increasing pressure above unsafe levels. Some of it is considered +P, but not all of it. All of it sits within usual weight and velocity parameters, roughly 115 to 147gr in 9mm at anywhere between 1,000 and 1,300 fps. This helps keep point of impact consistent and ensures reliability in all guns made for regular pressure ammo. I'm speaking generically about 9mm because boutique ammo is typically made for self defense, and 9mm Browning Long isn't the first on anyone’s mind. But meme ammo is available for many calibers. The first meme ammo worth noting is Liberty Ammunition, Civil Defense 9mm +P 50gr hollow point. This moves at 2,000 fps, and is a lead free projectile. This load is also available in a 10mm load which moves a 60gr hollow point at 2,400fps. Reliability may vary and point of impact will be wildly off from the typical target ammo your pistol will be zeroed for.

 

 

Devastating Virus Rocks Marion General Hospital

Dr. Trollface Christchurch

Doctors at the Marion General Hospital have been reporting a large increase in reports of what has been dubbed “Daugherty Syndrome”. Panic has set in in the local medical community as there is no cure or treatment that has been developed to date. It is estimated that 1 in every handful of men in the county and its surrounding counties are afflicted with this virus ever since the outbreak. The source is still unknown, but it likely stemmed from that group of 5 or so lifted truck drivers that passed Gamer and Gary on 23. The Ohio State University Biomedical Engineering department has been given millions of dollars by Governor Mike DeWine in order to expedite the development of a potential solution, the Joint Enhancing Lengthening Qranker, or JELQ for short.

Daugherty Syndrome in the medical world is also known as Microdiphallia. Directly from Latin, this means two micro dicks. Once contracted, the wiener will go through a mitosis-like process in which it will split either up and down or side to side. These are the two microdiphallic phenotypes. In less than 30% of cases, they come out diagonal and it’s really weird and inconvenient. After the splitting, the wieners will shrink to less than an inch, some only being left with a head. It’s like a bottle cap peaking from a field of pubes. Some doctors report the regrowing of foreskin. The body absorbs the extra skin from the shrinkage, leaving reconstruction difficult. This is why DeWine is donating so much to the JELQ campaign as this bleeding edge medical miracle with tug your member until it begins to grow, only having some permanent damage to the function and sensitivity of your sissy princess wand.

 

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Tuesday, September 95, 2001

KNWGM NEWS

Issue #9

 

 

 

 

 

Gary Sneed

AR-15 “Upgrades”

SPEND MORE MONEY

The AR-15 has a long and storied history, married to reputations both for unquestioning reliability, and never working at all. It also has a robust aftermarket, for better and for worse. The first accessories made available were optical sights, firstly 3 power and later 4 power. A bayonet was also available as well as a sling. As the Vietnam War dragged on, 30 round mags were introduced, and mounts were made to affix other optical attachments, like night vision scopes and Weaver mount bases. Moving forward through the 70s into the 80s, aftermarket furniture like pistol grips and handguards hit the market. The success of the M16A2 and the expiration of the AR-15 patent encouraged new accessories to hit the market. Laser sights and flashlights made just for the rifle were an iconic fixture of 90s SWAT. The flow of accessories increased exponentially starting in the late 80s. By this time, “Laser Products Corporation” had become Surefire. And they began making mounts and accessories we would consider typical nowadays. The Surefire 6P flashlight on an M16 barrel clamp is a classic combo. But lets get into the real meat and potatoes. After the Assault Weapons Ban sunset in 2004. The AR-15 market exploded with shit nobody wanted. Magpul entered the market, producing rubber jawns that allowed you to pull magazines easier. Many companies like Tapco, and Ergo were making furniture for the AR. But what we are looking for took a little more time to come out. I don’t want to step on the toes of a future article, but there are some enhancements that had a demonstrable effect on reliability and performance. But riding on the coattails of these were products like the ones that Springco brought to market. Springco springs are the exact same thing that every other spring is that costs 1/3 as much. They literally make 7 different “powers” of AR-15 buffer spring. Do you really think that a rifle that just straight up isn't running, will start working great by increasing the spring weight? Its really not meant to work like that. If your shit isn't running with a stock spring then changing the spring weight is one of the last things you should do. But Reddit is convinced the stock spring should be avoided altogether and the +15 spring should be used by default.

But they don’t just make buffer springs. And we are all sorry because of that. They only make like 3 SKUs of those instead of 7 but the point still stands. How many rifles have been made and worked perfectly fine in service before they invented these? Thank God for Springco they took the AR-15 from a worthless platform to the most dominant rifle in the United States. I'm pretty confident the AR-15 would have never been adopted if the generals didn’t see into the future when Springco started business. Springco will take your reliability from 99.999% to 99.9991%. NGMI without it. Again, if your rifle is running so hard that it isn't extracting properly, then increasing the spring weight on the extractor isn't a good solution. Its like realizing your tire is rubbing your car body, so instead of correcting that, you install a turbo to increase engine power and counteract the power loss of the tire rub. They make ejector springs and its the same story. Their magazine springs cost as much as a Gen 2 PMAG. Similar products exist for nearly all small parts on the rifle. Geissele takedown pins which are $26 a set. $15 Anti-Walk hammer and trigger pins, $40 ratcheting castle nut and endplate, $6.50 for optimized gas key screws, $48 forward assist, $17 for a cam pin, $50 for a dust cover. Ok I did go to the FCD website for some of those but that's kind of the point. The important thing to note is that these aren't even controls, like the safety selector or bolt release or whatever. These are entirely menial parts that do jack shit more than what their stock counterpart does. You can spend so much money on nothing. For the record buying all that stuff would cost you 4x as much as getting the regular mil spec. $157 more. A regular AR-15 buffer spring is $4. A Springco is $20. Unless you frequent Reddit or perhaps Nu-/k/ (pronounced “nuke”) the thought of buying this shit shouldn’t even cross your mind. What wasn’t working before that would work after installing all this garbage? And if you are building a rifle from scratch why are you affixing it with “upgrades” out of the box to modify its already N/A reliability? Go back to Reddit program! Bye Redditors!!!

 

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Tuesday, September 95, 2001

KNWGM NEWS

Issue #9

 

 

 

 

Gamer Obama

Philly Sucks!

I Was Surrounded by Blacks so You Don’t Have to!

I used to have a job near Philadelphia lined up, but I went over there, and it sucked. I got there at 11 am. What does that tell you about when I left? After getting there, the main strip of this supposed 3k person borough looked like LA in terms of fucked up and twisted traffic. A retard in a Prius or a Civic, I can never tell, was just parked in the street. We had to dive into an emergency parking spot at a combination mail room-hospital-outback steakhouse. We go into the steakhouse because it is the most accessible food joint, and we get a couple burgers. The host was black. The staff seemed to be more and more black. Our server was black. I was waiting for a white staff member to appear, but they never did. 2 families of entirely black people come in. 2 girl bosses go to the bar and get alcohol at 11 am on a Thursday, while black. Two old white guys were the only other whites in there. The burgers were really expensive for being mid. We headed over to The Pavilion and we expected that it would be cool based on the pictures and the stuff on YouTube. Well its full of medical centers and second-rate business and empty rooms. We leave to take a shit at the Burlington Coal Factory. It was ok.

We go to a Kroger’s clone and it stinks in such a weird way, perhaps a dog. We preview some of the potential apartments before my tours. Most looked like shit and nothing like the images online. The traffic is worse than Columbus and the roads are at like 45-degree angles it seems. It is impossible to see at intersections and you will die if you drive there in the winter. The place is very expensive, is hell to navigate, and it’s hard to find anything worth doing. All the blacks smelled like weed. Even the guy at the front desk of my first tour. The only redeeming quality is that the tour guide could get it :^D. The hotel we stayed at was full of a swim team of kids who were pounding on doors not limited to my own. The 16” nothing pizza with left cheese was $22. It was $4 per topping. How fucked is that? The next day we left at like 6:20 am and traveled to the world’s largest smorgasbord, Shady Maple. The milk tasted like how dead ladybugs smell and one of the donuts apparently tasted like a musty towel or perhaps a basement. The pancakes and Oreo filled donut were great though. It wasn’t until 3:30 when we got home. I later had an existential crisis attack upon realizing that I need to find a new job as fast as I can because making $75k/yr. there nets me multiple times less than someone on maintenance at Whirlpool in terms of money after bills and 401k contributions.

 

 

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